When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula
Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?
When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.
Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.
The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler
The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.
“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”
A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!
Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.