put a shirt on

stop doing something stupid

Dude, you really got to put a shirt on, and stop goofing around

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Nice Shirt

(noun): 1. Limited edition shirts that support the world's best social causes through weekly campaigns. 2. A movement of Nice throughout the world.

NiceShirt.org supports the world's greatest causes through sales of limited edition, great looking, and ultra-comfortable shirts.

Jack: Nice Shirt!
Jill: Thanks! It's a NiceShirt. NiceShirt.org donated $10 to Mercy for Animals when I bought it.
Jack: Jealous.

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T-Shirt Band

Bands that you never hear about but you constantly see their names on people's T-shirts around your high school.

Guy: Hey man have you listened to the new All Time Low album?
Me: You mean that band on your T-Shirt? I think I will pass. I don't really like T-Shirt Bands.

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Red Shirt Reciever

An amazing person who is amazing at everything they do.

Bryan and Matt

"Damn dude those red shirt recievers own at life"

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Soldier 95 Shirt

Type of camoflaged shirt used by the British Armed Forces. Breaks up pattern enabling better concealment. Has a tonne of pockets.

Person 1: Today I feel like going commando!
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest.
Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt.
Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something.

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Green T-Shirt

A t-shirt made with regard for the future. That is, a shirt not just made with today in mind. A green t-shirt can be made using sustainable and socially good practices and it can also have messages related to “being green.”

I make a difference when I wear a green t-shirt.

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Yellow Shirt Guy

A masculine male who is funny in a sarcastic way. The yellow shirts detracts from the masculinity but results in that guy being an jackass. This male has a average yet satisfying penis and has a fascination with asians. Probly has a fauxhawk or any haircut that results in spiked hair. Warning.. he doesn't take showers and will smell.

"Hey theres that jackass yellow shirt guy talkin to an asian. I thought i could smell him. Whats up with his hair. Hes probly gonna make love to her with his average wang."

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