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1366 guys. 41 girls. 300 girls who look like guys. 1138 will make more money than you. 1138 automatically realize that the value 1138 equals 2/3 of the student population.
Most common (basically only) majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)
Most commonly used pick up lines: “Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?” and “I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.” Most likely to be heard at a lame frat party where there are more computers than girls and mysteriously strong, yet unrealizable, alcoholic punch, which is the only hope most of these video game junkies have in getting any ass. The whole student population could be diagnosed with having Stevens’ goggles, the equal to 2 beer goggles. Girls have it just as bad as the guys. The phrase: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd” is commonly heard by the female students who are often favored by faculty because of their unfortunate situation.
Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to Stevens. (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.
Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Hoboken, less than a mile from NYC, home to many male bachelor yuppies working in the city and the most bars per square foot of any city in the world.
"I saw a girl walking down Washington St and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto Stevens Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10."
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Most Steven Nguyen's are fucking manipulators, they think that they can manipulate their friends and everything will be okay, they're fucking dumb assholes.
That fucking Steven Nguyen went out with Kelley, while he still liked my other friend Sarah, even when he knew that I loved him; and it turns out that all that time he was fucking this bitch, Caitlyn.
" What a fucking Steven Nguyen!!"
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noun: (steev sin drome) when an individal has the misfortune to always be surrounded by people of the name "steven"
abby is always around steves, she must have steven syndrome.
steve cunningham is awesome.
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An asshole (possible closet case) preacher from Arizona, hates Jews, women, gays and nearly everything and everyone in existence. Also, has a weird, creepy obsession with Justin Bieber.
Guy: Saw some wacko preacher going off about how women shouldn't be liking "faggoty actors", he listed many people who aren't gay in real life...
Guy 2: Oh, that's Steven L. Anderson, don't listen to him.
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Being so drunk that you start making up random words to your favorite songs.
Person One: What's everyone laughing at?
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen
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Only the greatest thing that ever happened to Lake Stevens.
The place is crawling with jocks. What sport are they best known for? Almost everything, especially wrestling. They even have a True Life MTV special called "True Life: On The Mat."
Lake Stevens placed third in state with their football season of 2011-2012.
Every other freaking sport goes to state practically.
It's kind of disgusting.
Kid: Dude, I saw you on MTV.
Kid from Lake Stevens: Ya, I wrestle for Lake Stevens. I'm kind of a big deal. LAKE STEVENS SPORTS.
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A very tiny dick having individual who likes to suck the old crusty cum out of the one the only lunch lady last bitch Julie Thompson and the old crack dealer nut out of Marie Reddies of South Haven.
There is a pile of Steven Enochs wilson coming out of the dog.