The art of flawless trail shreddery
“bro did you see that guy absolute shred the trail out there?! he was killin it!”
“of course bro- it’s cause he’s got the ‘Trail Sauce’”
When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.
Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
An ugly guy's happy trail.
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!
When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.
"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"
The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair
Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!
a little fucking dick face bitch nugget
hunter trail a bitch