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A day were everyone gets drunk as fuck with the bestest of their friends; maybe family too. Consists of hard liquor, beertastic beer, and illegal fireworks which completes the night.
*Phone rings* "Uggh, who is this?"
"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"
"What day is it again?"
"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"
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When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"
Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
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inclination toward sexual infidelity: an inclination toward sexual infidelity, popularly believed to begin after seven years of marriage.
The marriage was a happy one until Ron started to feel that seven-year itch.
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If you're between the age of 12-16, it is socially acceptable to be in a relationship with someone 2 years or so older or younger than you
Man, isn't she a bit young?
Nah bro remember the two year rule!
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An insult used at the most desperate moment when no other insult can be thought of. can be linked with the senses like "you *look* like a 2 year old"
Person 1: yo ur trash get a life
Person 3: *hesitates * well, u sound like a 2 year old!
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It feels like 17 years of deception.
17 years of putting you in such a high pedestal.
spent every moment of the 17 years thinking of you because I wanted everything to work perfectly.
17 years of understanding you just as far as you wanted to be understood, 17 years of believing in you as you would like to believe in yourself.
And as I sat there, brooding on the old, unknown world, I thought of myself wondering when I will first pick out your light at the end of my dock. I had come such a long way to this blue lawn, and my dream must have seemed so close I could hardly fail to grasp it. But what I did not know was that it was already behind me, somewhere in the vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.
17 years of deception or 7 years of torture and loneliness.
I will never reach out to you although it’s the only thing I ever wanted.
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A popular day for skyrocketing suicide rates, which are usually on holidays where people are alone and depressed. This day is a popular one.
I had planned not to go to any parties new year's eve night to make plans to go up to that tower block and jump off.
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