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The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
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Is a Google mirror of sorts, which has its links written in the basic Language of L33t
Acces of google haxor fallows:
1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their
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Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.
I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.
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When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around
Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.
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This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked
Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell
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What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
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The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.
He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.
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