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a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
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1. Hospitalization and fluid replenishing IV drip after excessive alcohol consumption or binge drinking
2. The act of getting a hydrating IV drip and/or consuming lots of fluids to recover from a night of drinking.
You hear Nate is in the Hospital again? After that month long bender he was admitted for an Irish oil change
2đź‘Ť 1003đź‘Ž
What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!
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The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.
I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend
A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.
Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .
Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.
Man: what a simping oil cat !
Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls
Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!
A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.
Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?
Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
The greatest football player ever
Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome