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The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!
Wake up, it’s Teets Tuesday!!!!
1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.
2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"
2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
When having a really bad day and it’s just like a twister on Tuesday
Man I dropped my cereal, my day really just turned my day into a twister on Tuesday
Taco Taco Tuesday is a grassroots movement to encourage everyone to explore the joys of cunnilingus. Find a taco. Eat some ... taco. Enjoy life!
I'm so excited to Taco Taco Tuesday! It was Steak and Blowjob last month. Now it's my turn. Taco Taco for life!
Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
Hard Tuesday, a company established on Snapchat on October 10th, 2022, and now thriving on Instagram as "@hardtuesdayofficial," epitomizes weekly jubilation through hard images of friends embracing life, creating a shared sense of camaraderie and celebration amid the workweek's demands.
This Hard Tuesday is going to go crazy!
When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!