Too much water under the bridge

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.

We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!

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knock the props out from under

knock the props out from under (someone/something)

- destroy someone's confidence,
- destroy someone's emotional/financial/moral base

Adam will knock the props out from under Susan if he criticizes too much about her work

Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

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limbo under the coconut tree

Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.

If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater

You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in

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Under the bed she-shed

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.

Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!

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Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

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