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A small town in Northern Alberta, Canada. This town is known for its Oilfield workers and Drug addicts. With the schools Holy Trinity Academy, Frank Maddock, St. Anthonys, Christian school, and Evergreen, it is filled with children. And with children, come pedophiles. Roughly, 1 in 10 adults is a pedophile. Be careful, children!
Have you been to Drayton Valley, AB?
The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".
Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.
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1-referring to female- sexual arousal is incapable no matter what or how much one does to attempt it
2- being sexually turned off, particularly in females
"so what happened with *insert name here* last night?
"i have NO idea! we we're trying to..you know, but i just couldn't get there! i must of had some acute death valley
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Some of the worst cops in the US. Ex. Lying in reports and harassing adolescents.
I got picked up by the waterville valley police yesterday
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A made up holiday for a bunch of skells to get blackout drunk and act foolish.
Takes place the night before Thanksgiving
One valley new year, somebody got thrown off a bridge.
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City full of dirty beaners and doo doos! Also, nicknamed "Murder Val" because of the common occurrence of murders in the city. A place tourists should NOT visit!!
Person 1: Why is Moreno Valley, California so lame?
Person 2: Cause of all the damn Beaners and doo doo mamas!!
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The 2011 term for a very forrsted twat. Unexplored or not, the hidden valley still draws in lost travelers from vegas.
Comrade: Dang, she looks like she's fine in bed.
comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.
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