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When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
some purple magic that is shot out of a gay vampire's eyes
pov: vampiric essence
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A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"
"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
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Vampire Living or VL.
It is lifestyle renowned for not sleeping at night; instead being proactive or productive. Once the clock hits 00:00; being creative, planning or completing projects are mainly what is implemented. It encourages the quotes of “work hard, play later” even in similar relation to Jim Jones #VampireLife - when it comes to clubbing (night life). It has been an on going lifestyle definition for nearly a decade, but has publicly been exploited since early this year 2020.
Person: “Why were you up at that time?”
- “Cmon Cuz, Vampire Living.“
Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.
"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"
"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"
"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"
"Indeed my man"
A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea
My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea
A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!