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Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!
Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.
A poser chick that dresses in the latest ski fashion that doesn't know how to ski or snowboard. You'll see her in the lodge sipping hot chocolate and never dawning her ski's or board. If you do, she falls 10 times before reaching the ski lift and ends up back in the lodge sipping hot chocolate in her hot pink pants. Ski bunnies usually move onto something else after one attempt.
A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
Ski masking, a slang term for exposing someone anonymously, commonly associated with exposed pictures of the victim
Cypher mentioned ski masking in one of his songs.
"Send me nudes and I will ski mask your ass" -CypherFire (soundcloud)
The act of robbing, jumping, or killing someone while wearing a ski mask.
We are going ski masking tonight