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When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.
Meat from a whistle pig(Ground hog/woodchuck)
Fixin to eat me some whistle pork pot pie!
A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.
Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.
also: u will die.
PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.
PPS: nothing.
I said what I said.
I typed what I typed.
Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.
A dick that is sucked after anal sex.
Man, your mom is a straight freak, after I put it in her butt she got down and played that ol’dookie-whistle like a champ.
A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle
Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut
When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle
No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle