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the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers
"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"
When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
The mini chub we all get while swiping the sexual depths of Tinder.
I can't swipe at the bar anymore because of my tinder boner
The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex
"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female
when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain
yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.
a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.
Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.
A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."