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When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?
-One-legged!
The teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide.
I have that one teacher, yeah, cry for me
the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide
yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.
a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.
The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.
When virgins who don’t drink much get drunk off of one twisted tea and are hammered.
Man I was totally in one last night.
When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
People that say they have day ones everywhere are using the term wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since either birth or for several years. PERIODT!!
Man 1: dude I everyone is my day one.!
Man 2: nah, day ones are like Olivia and Isabella, they’ve been best friends since kindergarten. So fix ur self!
Man 1: ........