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euphemism for male masturbation
Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
When a suitable adult "drops" off a toddler between the ages of 1-5yrs and forces you to watch him through a non existent verbal questioning. Your are then forced to watch this child because you are a good person and like doing what's right.
Ugh! I just got baby dropped again! now I have to watch my sisters kid for hours till she gets back from her shopping spree.
A baby who looks like an ugly family member from the past.
Omg! Your baby looks just like your grandma. You got a background baby!
A baby that has been born through a mans penis
Yeah my daughter ended up being a tube baby
A queer subculture: resissued candy kid aesthetic. 'people who never bathe but always talk about eating ass.' 90s hot topic. Dirty pacifiers and decapitated baby dolls.
'Hey look at that pleather baby with the chain. I bet they've got all the poppers.
1- A bloated gut ache after eating a full plate of nachos anytime after 11:00pm
2- A baby born from a Latin woman.
3- When someone suspects a woman is pregnant with another man's child.
1- Oh man, I feel like I'm pregnant, but don't worry, it's a nacho baby inside me.
2- Look at that cute little nacho baby!
3- Hey bro, I'm pretty sure your girl is carrying a nacho baby.