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When your significant other cosplays SS Uncle Sam and says, “Bring that oil over here!”
Bob: Yeah, there was no democracy in that bedroom last night. There was a lot of butt fracking going on.
Jim: Wow, so patriotic of you! Thank you for your service!
Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?
Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
Motorboating someone's butt cheeks.
He should have brought some wet wipes, because he got pink eye after giving his friend a butt disco.
But pie is when people have anal sex and then go down on each other.
#1 Man, I clowned that girl. # 2 How? I have her a Butt pie, but I didn't eat back!
When you crap a popcorn husk from last night’s movie snack and recognize it for what it really is.
Yo Kevin… I was banging this dame in the turd cutter last night and she jettisoned a butt husk out on my Johnson. Damn, son.
When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.