Random
Source Code

Butt-Dial

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.

Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.

by markalodian June 13, 2021


Butt-tella

When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.

Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box

Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life

Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.

by thatmanwithautism March 1, 2022


leaky butt syndrome

A leak at the tail end of the GI tract.

If you could hear the drip, drip, drip, you’d know immediately that he was suffering with leaky butt syndrome!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2024


butt asf

When someone or something is gross, ugly or just butt all around

-“Did you see that girl she so badd

-“naw she butt asf”

by cashiernumber3 February 20, 2022


Watertown Butt Raping Monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.

“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”

by _#%^*> May 31, 2024


Bronto Butt

A: Someone who has enormous butt.
B: Someone, usually a gay male, who enjoys putting children's toys in their butt.
C: Wet, dirty, hairy armpits.

A: Yo dawg, you seen Latreesha since she gained weight? That bitch gots a bronto butt!

B: Nurse: I didn't go to nursing school so that every full moon all these faggoty ass bronto butts come in and I've got to pull action figures out of their ass!

C: Damn! That wench's armpit's be lookin' like a bronto butt every time she lift her arm. Smells like one too.

by Honest Habe September 4, 2014


Prison Butt

Ones asshole that is used to store miscellaneous items

Cole used his prison butt to deliver his mother's refrigerator to her new house

by Funnytreeguy420 December 31, 2021