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A pretty good friend, probably works part time on a ukulele farm.
"Damn I don't know how to handle this guy I'm hooking up with."
"Ask Casual Sex Dylan, he's a pro!"
Idk most of the definitions are from 2007 so it’s probably just horny teenagers who thought it was funny
David: Urban dictionary = sex
Chad: not really
Chad: *searches up his name*
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK
David: i told ya
Despite the seemingly sexual implications, this has nothing to do with sex in its true meaning. It's just to confuse the fuck out of the people you're talking to.
A: I love mathematics
B: No it's really hard..
C: Mathemathics was cool until the dog sex incident
A,B: tf?????
C: *leaves without explanation*
"Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is a term, used to invite another person to the act of putting 5 ounces of Yoghurt onto each others neck, licking it off clean and yelling "I mog!", the Austrian term for "I want to!"
The short for "Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is "KYS".
Bro 1: "Bro, honestly? Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex."
Bro 2: "Bro, I don't know if I'm ready for that yet."
Gamer 1: "Stop ruining the game... uninstall and KYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, I ain't gay."
when you have sex with someone, expecting the experience to evolve into something more and doesnt, and purely becomes an acquired buck list item. not to be confused with a fuckit list.
After Angela and I hooked up last night I thought we were gonna be together, however she dumped me and it just turned out to be just bucket list sex.
A person who is in a superposition of being a top or a bottom until observed, wherein they collapse into one state.
Bro have you talked to Ryan recently? He's quite a Schrodinger's Sex Addict
When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.
Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.