National Slap Your Cousins Face Day

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August

Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.

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get em in the chest get em in the face

Used as a verb to describe a quick combat move where one uses an elbow strike to hit someone (typically besides them) in the chest while saying "get em in the chest" and then proceeds to move their arm up while keeping their elbow in place to hit their face while saying "get em in the face." This strike is done in a quick manner and doesn't actually ever make contact with the victim.

*walking past a friend*

*does move* "get em in the chest get em in the face"

puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

the act of blowing smoke in someones face

shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

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shut your fucking face uncle fucker

A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.

The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.

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Get your finger out of my face

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 7.

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: 🤧😧😰😱
Jill: 👁👄👁
Christi: 🤭
Mellisa: 🏃 ♂️💨💨💨