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Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
‘national send your homeboy a butt pic’ just as it sounds doesn’t matter if your a guy or a girl do it
‘hey what day is it?’
‘august 7th, also known as national send your homeboy a butt pic’
when someone or something in located in a place thats uncommon
I live in _____
Thats a butt fuck town
(Noun) An ass so beautiful, big and shapely, that irresistible to not look at.
Girl, do you have the devil’s butt, because all it’s doing is tempting me!
Bowl-related side effects of menstruation. Particularly miserable periods can cause severe gas, constipation and diarrhea in the same day. Cramping can further confuse the situation. All of this can of course also lead to nausea. This particular set of conditions is known as period butt.
Alice's period butt prevented her from making plans that day because she didn't know what needed to happen or how long it would take.
"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."