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body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

by world March 22, 2005

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Ball-face-cock-sucker.

An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.

1) To be ugly.

2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.

1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.

2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.

by Jfizzle12 March 3, 2009

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SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER

BELLA FROM TWILIGHT

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER

by KLB&DER December 10, 2010

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arse-face transplant recipient

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.

Ya arse-face transplant recipient.

by pattopancakes October 6, 2008

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Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac August 12, 2003

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I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

by Scot August 9, 2004

114๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


poopy bum bum booty diarheea face

DUH its poop coming from a bum bum booty and having diarhhea, but when u say face, it means the person u said it to looks like poopy bum bum booty having diarheea

in example for poopy bum bum booty diarheea face

me: HEY POOPY BUM BUM DIARHEEA FACE
friend: *LAUGHS* funny lol.

by vincent poopy funny orangepeel January 19, 2022