Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.
See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
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An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.
1) To be ugly.
2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.
1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.
2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER
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A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.
A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.
Ya arse-face transplant recipient.
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What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.
<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)
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Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.
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DUH its poop coming from a bum bum booty and having diarhhea, but when u say face, it means the person u said it to looks like poopy bum bum booty having diarheea
in example for poopy bum bum booty diarheea face
me: HEY POOPY BUM BUM DIARHEEA FACE
friend: *LAUGHS* funny lol.