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Person 1: damn its 100 degrees
Person 2: I know its hot as nipples in the desert
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The golf course hot dog is when you dip you junk in mustard and slap a golf ball off a chicks butthole. You have to be outside for it to be a golf course hot dog. If it's inside then it's a mini golf pretzel stick
I gave that chick a golf course hot dog. Then I hit it for par.
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Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
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to break ones ankles or sauce them up
yoooo im gonna send him for a hot dog
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He's SUPER FUCKING HELLA HOT er than me
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When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears
'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa
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Another way of saying "let's fuck".
Anna: "Hey boy"
James: "What's up boo?"
Anna: "Nothin much. Just a bit horny"
James: "Oh yeah? Well I bet our kid would be so hot"
Anna: "Fuck me JAMES!"
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