Don't EVER say that to my face again

When someone says a nono

Garreth: This lane is nice and cool
Ginger Ale: Yes this lane is nice and cool
Garreth: Don't EVER say that to my face again

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

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You’re going to spin off the face of the earth.

The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.

Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “

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Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

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Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

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Dragon deez nuts across your face

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.

You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

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a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

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