A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.
The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?
John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.
Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks
Noun; When the consistency of fecal matter being deposited into the commode is that of Mud.
Verb; When the object, item or thing being described is so utterly trash that the terms; Shit, Garbage, Wack, Booty Meat, Shit Juice, or any other cannot accurately describe it.
Noun; Kendre you take this n it’ll clean your whole system! You’ll be pissing out your ass... You’ll have MUD BUTT for Days!
Verb; Gucci Flip Flops compared to Hi Bich is absolutely MUD BUTT!
Marcus: I heard from John at the store that Chance is a butt cranker!
When ur pants ride up your ass.
Butt butttoe camel toe
Damn bro , u see that butt camel toe walk by?
The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat
Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!