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Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch
When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch
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This term is used to signal to a social gathering that everyone should stop what they are doing, be quiet and listen intently to the tune, or section of the tune currently playing.
There was a cry of ‘get on this’. And we had to interrupt the wedding ceremony.
Basically, John wick, Norris, and Rambo rolled into one. The world's ultimate badass lolll.
To get all ryan Phillippe on his ass
used by a gay person while getting gay butt sexed
how fucking stupid are you like get a grip fucker
A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".