dog

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

Dog

To talk shit about someone, or to make short ‘smart’ remarks

“Just like you simped for Emily”
“Why are you always looking for something to dog on someone for?”

Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

Dog

Term created by the italian entity "Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr.". We all know what it really stands for.

"Fucking dog" "Dumb dog" "Drizzy is such a dog"

Ikea Hot Dogs

the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.

*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**

Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

Dog emoji

When you friend is lying say dog emoji

Jesus- I get bitches
Joaquin- dog emoji