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Getting CJed

Being toyed with like your going to get the D but never getting the D

"He keeps flirting like he's going to give me the D but he's not about that life"

"girl that ni**a is CJing you"

"Damn I'm getting CJed"

oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong

oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting

Get your scout on

To perform a facial expression which is a hybrid of scowling and pouting, in order to generate sympathy for oneself, whilst also displaying disgust or distaste for a situation.

First created by Bao in the early 1990's, scouting became increasingly popularised after 2000, with many people adopting the expression to 'get your scout on' to be almost interchangeable with 'pity whore'.

1. "Oh man! I totally pwned Bao's ass at Starcraft the other day, he totally got his scout on!"

2. "Man my girlfriend was giving me such shit the other day."

"Dude, you should totally get your scout on."

3. "Check Bao out dude, he's totally scouting you."

"Well, he'll get no pity from me. Not with that sassy attitude."

Get out of my head!

In episode 13 season 2 of Family Guy, titled "Road to Rhode Island", airing May 30th 2000, Chris delivered the iconic line, "Ahh! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!" After asking his sister Meg if she could guess the word he was thinking for the second time in presumably a 24hr period, the former occuring after 16:00 and the latter being the final scene at 21:40. Both times the word was "Kitty" despite his obviously facetious hints that it would not be Kitty. His lack of self awareness pairs with his low intelligence level to make it seem as if Meg's use of short term memory were absolute witchcraft. THIS HAS BECOME A WIDESPREAD JOKE AND GROWN TO BE A REFERENCE TO ANY TIME YOU MISUNDERSTAND A JOKE OR ARE THE LAST ONE TO REALIZE SOMETHING OBVIOUS. IT IS A SARCASTIC WAY OF ADMITTING A LACK OF PERCEPTION AS WELL AS IDENTIFYING ONE IN SOMEONE ELSE. The tone is important to signify the reference to the original, satirical caricature of low intelligence resulting from neglect that is Chris Griffin

A-"I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 but not 6, guess what it is"
B-"I really don't want to"
A-"You have to, you'll never get it"
B-"Fine, 6."
A-(In an absolutely terrified shriek) "Get out of my head!"

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