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You take a shit so big that it lifts you off the seat & and you can just walk off
I wouldn’t go in there, just had a walk off.
In the Super Smash Bro’s. Community, “jig-off” is known as an 8-player match that consists of only playing the Jigglypuff character.
Hey, are you guys ready to play a Jig-off?
Off bail - (verb/ad-verb)- the action of one acting first, with haste or prior to gathering any information.
Yo, if I see Jr tonight im jumpin’ in his pockets off bail for that bread he owe me.
The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
A very very cheap circumcision
Nate:" Ey yo man how did the circumcision go"
Darren:"not good, never trust a 2$ cicumcision"
Nate:"why man"
Darren:"he used a pliers, it was a total rip off"
Little Jew Billy needed to be circumcised but his family couldn't afford it. They went for cheaper alternatives. A rip off.
Masturbating while on your period.
Combination of tampon + jack off.
I'm always so horny when I'm on my period, I tamp off so much.