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the animal that dad didnt want but still loves and plays with and will always be his best friend.
family: wants a dog
dad: doesnt want a dog
dad and dog: party noises
It can be a big ball of fluff or not. They can be mean sometimes it they can be the sweetest thing ever. They are lazy af. PITBULLS ARE NOT EVIL! They are nice. They're only mean if you treat them bad.
"I have a pet dog."
The mid amazing animal in the world!!!!!!!!!!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
The chaddest mf of them all. He will fuck your mom, girlfriend, sister, sister- in law, mother in law, second cousin, step cousin, every single female person from your family (including those from earlier generations as well as the generations to come). Stay mad.
dog is dog
Different people think of dogs differently.
Socializing problems with white people and black people-
Black guy goes to white guys house-
Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?
White guy goes to black families house-
White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.