1 gear

1 gear is the term for someone who doesn't catch onto jokes quickly, or has no common sense.

This person that inhibits '1 gear' doesn't necessarily have a learning disability, they are just slow on catching on. They are completely aware of their intelligence but it takes them a couple seconds or a couple minutes to realize what is going on in a conversation.

Usually occurs when someone is trying to tell a joke and they don't get it. Or, when the person continues a conversation and the opposite person has no idea what their talking about after the conversation has continued.

Larissa: You cried too.
Nina: I'm not fat.
Larissa: ....it hurt you too.
Nina: I'm not fat, I'm just big bone.
Larissa: What are you talking about? Huh?
Nina: Oh...I thought you were talking about me calling her fat.
Larissa: 1 gear Nina.

Nina: What's the number for 911??
Larissa: 911...
Nina: No! The number for 911!
Larissa: NINE ONE ONE
Nina: What?
Larissa: 1 gear.

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January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

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rule 1

rule 1, forum based terminology used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject, origin: football365

following on from above terminology it is also the name used for a number of football teams originating from the aforementioned website

person 1 "did you see kelly brooks cameltoe on that programme last night?"
reply "RULE 1"

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February 1

This is a day of February the 1st cause today the beautiful ppl were born in this day there pretty loyal and pretty loyal as friends to they must care about u and DONT FORGET TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH !!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEOPLE THAT WERE BORN IN FEBRUARY 1ST NO

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<2+1

another way for <3
which is a heart sideways
meaning love

Julie: i g2g
Max: ok i <2+1 you!

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Radio 1

The best radio station in the world, but only from 7:00pm through to 7:00am, where you get new music from literally all genres except country and classical.

If I hear one more link on daytime Radio 1 where the DJ justs reads out text messages from listeners, I'm going to physically assault someone.

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RULE #1

There are no rules.

Rule #2: See Rule #1.

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