rule 1

rule 1, forum based terminology used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject, origin: football365

following on from above terminology it is also the name used for a number of football teams originating from the aforementioned website

person 1 "did you see kelly brooks cameltoe on that programme last night?"
reply "RULE 1"

February 1

This is a day of February the 1st cause today the beautiful ppl were born in this day there pretty loyal and pretty loyal as friends to they must care about u and DONT FORGET TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH !!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEOPLE THAT WERE BORN IN FEBRUARY 1ST NO

<2+1

another way for <3
which is a heart sideways
meaning love

Julie: i g2g
Max: ok i <2+1 you!

Radio 1

The best radio station in the world, but only from 7:00pm through to 7:00am, where you get new music from literally all genres except country and classical.

If I hear one more link on daytime Radio 1 where the DJ justs reads out text messages from listeners, I'm going to physically assault someone.

RULE #1

There are no rules.

Rule #2: See Rule #1.

channel 1

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.

Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!

code 1

Run

Crap! The oven's on fire! Code 1!