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This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.
"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"
-Dave Chappelle
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National Dave Day is traditionally being celebrated on the 8th of December. Folklore goes that on this day in the year 1934 a Dave was born somewhere in the world every second. We commemorate this, which in certain circles has been known as 'The Tenth World Wonder, by showing a little bit of extra love to a Dave in your vicinity. Traditional dishes for this special day are decorated pancakes and heart shaped food. Dave's name is frequently spelled on said pancake with different types of topping. One could consider melted chocolate, marshmallows or maple syrup to name a few. It is widely regarded as a scientific fact that every Dave likes to munch down on a good homemade pancake. One could expect exclamations such as the 'Yummieeeeeee', 'Mmmmmmmm' or 'Not too shabby' as Dave attacks his carb-bomb. Make your Dave's day special too, and show him that you care. 8th of December, National Dave Day, a joy for all.
Happy National Dave Day to one and all!
Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.
I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.
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The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.
That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...
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Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch.
I couldn't get through the day without pulling a Dirty,Dirty Dave...literally.
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A shit fade Dave is where you get a fade haircut which is extra patchy and then proceed to shave all of your sideburns and above
Barber: What do you want?
Legend: I want a 'Shit Fade Dave'
Barber: *proceeds to give a patchy fade and shave sideburns and above off*
Dave and Bambi is a Friday night Funkin mod that has sparked a huge fanbase. It is a mod made by MoldyGH and Marcello_TIMEnice30. The mod consists of a simple story, you battle against Dave and Bambi. Bambi is a farm owner. While Dave is a simple crippled man. There are other characters such as Tristan Dave's son, and Expunged weird being of mass chaos. It started as a small mod, but now has a large fanbase as I said earlier. There are multiple fanmade mods of of vs Dave and Bambi, such as Golden Apple Edition, vs Kirby Dave, Triple Phonebreakers, and Popcorn edition. Multiple fantracks have aslo been made such as Popcorn, Applecore, and Ferocious just to name a few.
The mod has been getting a lot of hate for how bad most songs are, however MoldyGH is planning to fix and make songs sound better in vs Dave and Bambi 3.0.
That is all so far.
Person 1: OMG its vs Dave and Bambi
Person 2: eww thats a bad mod
Person 1: i'd like to see you do better.
Person 2: :
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To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.
Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"
Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?
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