poo tag

when having a bath the crusty poo melts off your bum and u try to move the poo chunk toward the drain but the poo resists all motion and u can never quite catch it.

If u wipe yo ass you will never need play poo tag ever again

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poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.

Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.

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poo pride

High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.

"Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?"
--MonkeyFilter

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poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

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Pitchin Poo

To give someone a hard time. Giving them a bunch of shit for something. poo

"Hey Tom, why you always pitchin poo at me? It ain't cool."

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Glue Poo

An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.

Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”

Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”

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Poo Gas

A fart that smells like poop because it passes by the poop waiting to come from your anus.

Dude! Do you have to poop cause you just had the worst poo gas!!!

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