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a man who fucked jennifer lopez in the ass so bad that she broke up with with him and married a pussie like marc anthony
im going to go all p diddy on you girl
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a large bottle of Purell or other high alcohol content hand sanitizer boiled down and mixed with a 2L bottle of 7 Up.
yo i'm drinkin p dog cuz that lean shit for pussies...
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the way the letter L, M, N, O and P sound in the Alphabet Song - children often think that it's just one long letter called "ellameno p"
"Do you know your alphabet, honey?"
"Yep! Want me to sing it for you? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ellameno p..."
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A young man whose life revolves around trying to play football, failing to play baseball, and making rap albums that completely suck. He is balding at the age of 17 and the hair that hasn't fallen out is turning gray. His younger brother is better than him at life and gets more playing time than him as a freshman on varsity. Young Joey P thinks he will get accepted into Cornell when in reality he is going to Caldwell College and going to teach special ed kids math for the rest of his life. Eventually he will learn more from the sped kids than they will ever learn from him. His hit song is called "Perfectionist Mentality" and you can find it on youtube after typing in Run This Town Remix - Joseph (Cohen) Panullowitzsteinburgman.
Joey P has 1 rushing attempt in his football career and it resulted in -5 yards.
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*Nickname for Jen Schoborg a.k.a Pineapple, known leader of the Iowan mafia. As leader of the mafia, P-apple is known to be found in the library studying her favorite class, physics, many days. Is also known to be a target for shenanigans by many pirates.
*result of the fundamental theorem of applied calculus,
Jen=JenJen=J^2=pineapple=p-apple
"Yo P-apple! What's crakin, home skillet?"
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derogatory for palestinian arab
that P-Stain tried to blow himself up
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