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The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.
I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.
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The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.
Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.
Some people have multiple of these socks.
You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.
You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.
Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.
Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.
Oh really, how
I started using The Cum Sock
Wtf bro
the secret special cum color that belongs only to members of the stonecummers society, a club for only the smartest coomers
"imagine yo cum not bein red"
"he gave me a red Halloween, you know he's good"
"red Halloween? isn't that where his red cum sprays in the air and rains down on you like a spanish village?"
When you orgasm to the point your body convulses and tears run down your face.
John always makes me cum cry when I sit on his face, he has such a strong tongue.
Person 1 : "I need to cum"
Person 2: "What are you gonna do?"
Person 1: "Cum thrust you bitch"
The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.
Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!
Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it
Karen: sex?
Sharen: only if you want herpes?
The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.
I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.