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A response to the chatspeak phrase asl, usually used when the speaker is actually much older and male, and attempting to deceive the person he is chatting with, in order to put them in a position where they may be surprised. Or perhaps the speaker is just turned on by pretending to be a girl on the internet.
Person 1: hi asl?
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
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National TikTok day
April 13 is the national tiktok day.
Hey, today's April 13th right? That means its tiktok day
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A date which has begun appearing at random places across the globe. It's current meaning is unclear, but many theories have surfaced. Most popular involve the Illuminati and Apocalypse.
5/19/13
Expect Us...
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A strange date which keeps popping up in places all over the world, on things such as banknotes, library books, messageboards and coins. Nobody really knows what it means, although several people have tried to blame various organisations. A small amount of research can prove that no known terrorist organisation or community of any sort has mentioned it, though, so the people behind it remain largely unknown. In countries where they write the date as DD/MM/YY, it is known as 19/5/13 e.g. Nineteenth of May, 2013.
People say it could be the date of the apocalypse, a huge gang crime or robbery, a date where all the major world governments will be overthrown, or a day where mass riots will happen, but since we have no real idea what could happen, I'd suggest preparing for the worst.
5/19/13
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Holding in a fart won’t harm you. You're not going to explode or damage your gut, but sooner or later your body is going to get rid of that gas, so why not consider letting it go when it will have the most effect.
“Mikey got slung out of church!”
“Why?”
“Well, he knew fart fact 13 and was holding one in. The vicar got up to do the sermon and his text was from Proverbs, ‘I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon’ and Mikey let it go!”
“What happened?”
“Half of the people were outraged and half were pissing themselves, and Mikey got slung out.”
Has been seen on alot of signs/currency stating not what will happen but simply to "expect us" many expect apocalypse.
5/19/13
Expect us...
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13 year olds are defined as creatures with raging hormones and lots of zits. they are often called dumb, naive and immature. tbh that's not entirely true not all of us are like that.
eg: "omg, I'd never date a 13 year old."
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