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July 17 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.
Friend 1: Hey! it's July 17 already!
Friend 2: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Friend 2: Remember to give her something!
National "take a shower/bath with your soulmate". It isn't always sexual, you can just wash each other and be happy.
Boyfriend: Do you know what day is it?
Girlfriend: July 17, the national shower/bathe with your s/o?
Boyfriend: Exactly, wanna celebrate it?
Girlfirend: Sure!
The day that the legendary couple Yonnie T and Bryson B started dating
Yonnie and Bryson started dating on July 17th 2022
The day you get with the love of your life!
Hey what day is it?
December17!
Remember that day?
December 17 2017?
Yes!
Happy 80th anniversary let’s get tacos and pasta and plan our funerals together!
I love you
I love you more
People who are born on this day will most likely have depression, Probably have a bad life. But very active.
They can be very kind but no one likes them.
That guy was born on December 17, 2008, he most likely sucks.
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A Glock 17 is a ceramic nuclear fuel
I just threw my Glock 17 in a nuclear reactor like it was fuel ammunition and all
When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!
I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!