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National suck boobies day
Just go grab the nearest girl you can find and suck some boobies.
Best shit you can do!
„I‘ve never sucked boobies before, what’s it like?“
„That’s the best thing you can ever have In your mouth, it’s august 5. go do it!“
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September 5 is national kid day!
To celebrate kids all over the world from all different ages,
most parents like to spoil their kids because it’s nice
every once and a while. About 30 years ago
September 5 was voted national kid day
when a parent spoke up about celebrating
her kids for starting school
Kid:National Kid day!
Mom: Honey, no-
Kid: c’mon please?
Mom:Well it can’t hurt to celebrate your preserverance
September 5th: a date
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Alternative term for a gang of "Chavs", "Scallys", Kevs", etc... that hang around on street corners. The Original term "Section 5" is used by Police Forces and is part of the crime act, it refers to Antisocial behaviour.
These fuckers hang around on street corners with their Staffordshire Bull Terrior with one eye, and only ever ONE of them on a BMX, most likely the ring leader, the one who asks the over 18's to buy them their White Lightning. Twats...
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Brb in 5 is what a user will state if they simply do not have the time to state brb in five SECONDS, brb in five MINUTES, brb in five HOURS, brb in five DAYS, or brb in five YEARS. The user might also state this if they do not know when they shall return.
Bob: brb in 5
Jim: Brb in five years, brb in five days, brb in five seconds, brb in five hours, or brb in five minutes?
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national ask your crush out day! ask them out and give them flowers!
do you know what today is? it is march 5!
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I think of you again and again. Tonight, while looking at the sky, I thought of you.. I thought of that Fall when it was not too hot, was not too cold, that Fall that I fell for you.. I thought of that Winter that I longed for your warm hands.. You don't know the whole story right..? You left me. I have always been the same. Just a slight difference because my heart was broken because of those cruel words on here and via messages.. and because of some of your posts on here and actions..
I really miss you.
Very much.
You never had any idea how much.
5™
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