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Ethan 69 guy

The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop

Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.

by Other Ethan November 9, 2021


69 English muffin

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix

Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy

by 69englishmuffin March 17, 2018


Shit Porn 69

A symbol of greatness and gratitude, triumph and hardship, and making the most of what you have.

This phrase was created back in July of 2021 when four unsupervised teenagers mixed around the letters in a sign (like from captain underpants) and figured out that they had just enough letters to make the phrase “shit porn 69” and so began a new era. They changed it back but realized that they had and extra l and didn’t know where it came from. And to this day (yes I checked) the hot balls still has 3 l’s.

Shit porn 69 is my favourite thing to vandalize around random places in the world

by Bartholomew6969 March 27, 2022


69 cum off

Two men participate in a 69 and the first one to cum loses. In order to secure the victory, the other participant must swallow.

“Did you hear Jeff beat Tony in a 69 cum off? He made him nut in 42 seconds!”

by yurrskiii September 1, 2022


Moms asshole 69

So free freer than your mom on a Saturday night

I had your moms ASSHOLE 69

by Hiiamyourdad March 12, 2021


single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020


5-0-69

A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.

"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."

by Lawmeow1 December 5, 2011