The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop
Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.
When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?
Ashley: yes daddy
A symbol of greatness and gratitude, triumph and hardship, and making the most of what you have.
This phrase was created back in July of 2021 when four unsupervised teenagers mixed around the letters in a sign (like from captain underpants) and figured out that they had just enough letters to make the phrase “shit porn 69” and so began a new era. They changed it back but realized that they had and extra l and didn’t know where it came from. And to this day (yes I checked) the hot balls still has 3 l’s.
Shit porn 69 is my favourite thing to vandalize around random places in the world
Two men participate in a 69 and the first one to cum loses. In order to secure the victory, the other participant must swallow.
“Did you hear Jeff beat Tony in a 69 cum off? He made him nut in 42 seconds!”
Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load
When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69
A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.
"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."