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A place on the interwebs in which one must obey the teaching of lord lil pump and must retain from using profanity or one will face recently decided punishments.
Micheal- “This game is fricking poop”
Dylan- “No swearing on lord pump’s Christian Server. Er no go and have a bath” *kicks Micheal*
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A girl who holds to traditional protestant christian beliefs who also exhibits typical slut behavior.
A christian slut, is different from a regular slut, in that they do not follow threw in any sexual acts. Actions like: kissing, sex, blowjobs, etc. are strictly prohibited in there world view.
Yo, that girl turned out to be a christian slut.
Dude: Yo, you get with that chick the other night?
Dude friend: Na bro, turned out she was a christian slut and just wanted to cuddle.
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1. An oxymoron.
2. A genre of music created by teens who wanted to play rock n' roll and still be considered good kids. Urged on by churches, parents, and the man, this genre has grown in recent years. The title, Christian Rock is false for the fact that rock is made up of drugs, sex, and rock n' roll, while the actual music contains little or none of these. Christian Rock tends to contained watered down and weak instrumentals, centering around lyrics. Comparable to soft rock. With few exceptions, such as Switchfoot and POD, Christian Rock has been and always will be a weak, lame stepchild of Rock. This is a shame because Christian music could be great, and yet it is crap. For any people who love true rock such as myself, and have good taste in music will not even listen to this weak crap. Being Christian doesn't mean you have to listen to that worthless shit.
Bob:Hi! Do you like Christian Rock!
Dave:No I listen to good bands like Led Zeppelin and AC/DC.
Bob: Thousand Foot Crutch is the best!
Dave: Eat me.
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She is full of MYSTERY but Heart is made of gold..Shes the nicest person you ever wanna meet , Females mostly name Christian are the Bestest friends you can ever have but dont cross them because their quick to cut you off ..shes mostly a Introvert...very graceful and attractive ..love hard ..very smart and a Godly women ..she makes the best wife & mother someday ...get you a Christian ..she'll stick with you through thick n thin
Christian(Female) -Man having a girlfriend name christian is awesome ..she such a queen
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A Christian Warrior is someone who is not afraid to pick up thier cross and follow Christ. They know that to live is Christ, and to die is gain, and they are willing to give what they cannot keep to gain what they cannot lose. They live by The Vision. They wake up every morning prepared for battle, waging the war against sin and death so that all might come to life in Christ. They are fearless. Unafraid, they boldly face persecution, ridicule, and even torture with unwavering faith and a steadfast heart.
Their battles are often silent.
Their victories go unnoticed by the world.
They fight not against people, but against sin.
They do not strive for earthly treasure, but for heavenly rewards.
They wield the weapons of truth, prayer, and love.
I am proud to be a Christian Warrior, and I fight the most important battle in the world.
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See also Conservative and Christian.
Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
"......Steal millions from a corporation? Have sex with a minor? Murder someone who doesn't have the same skin color, god, or sexual preference as myself?....No way! What do you think I am? A christian conservative?"
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To engage in intercourse with a girl born in every decade.
I banged a 57 year old last night and have achieved a Christian Allen.
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