Chris Hug

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.

"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"

Trevor Hug

The worst hockey player on blades and wheels. His hockey IQ is lower than bens balls hang.

Trevor Hug is retarded

Tackle Hugs

A very excited version of hello in written form. Usually displayed with tons of extra "g's" and "s's". This is meant to express someone so exicted to see you that a visual of someone tackling and hugging at the same time comes to mind.

KittyTrishia will always tackle hug someone she loves in the #sdchat room.

KittyTrishia: TACKLEEEEEEE HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Long time no see!

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awkward hug

When hugging a girl and she leans her cheek into your face expecting to have it kissed, but insted you just give the hug.

She gave me a wierd look after that awkward hug.

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Virtual Hug

-Hugging from a distance because you don't wanna move

-You hate hugs but your friends don't.

-The person is one smelly kid.

Stinker: Ahh! I'm not gonna see you for a whole weekend! HUG ME!
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^

LATER;

You: Thank fuck..U_U

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real hug

When you hug someone and slide your hands down their back and grab their ass.

I just saw Rita at the bar and I have her a real hug. Hug ass

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Dick Hug

1. Hugging a dick. With your arms. Like a normal hug. Except with a dick.

2. Hand Job.

3. Intercourse.

1. Aw, you look a little sad. Here have a dick hug. *dick hug*

2. Hey girl can I just get a little dick hug.

3. Hey girl can I just get a little dick hug.

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