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A tiktok creator who has never missed.
However on the 9th of February 2021 he let his fans down by censoring his feet
Bill: "Do you like king siraji"
Jim:" Not really, any video where he shows himself he never shows his feet"
Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.
Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!
To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"
PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY
To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.
I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”
A guy surrounded by quality women
That guy is definitely the king of queens!
A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.
Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!
Someone who rules all the small dicks.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...