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hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 23, 2016


fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 7, 2015


Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head

Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.

by papa_eos August 4, 2012


Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail

Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?

by Rynoshorn January 16, 2019


Ass hair

The hair on your ass

You mom have ass hair

by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020


Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008


Hair Tinsel

A positive term describing random strands of grey hair, especially for women.

I need to go to the salon tomorrow; it's been a while since I've had my hair tinsel colored.

by Brenna S April 1, 2007