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Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye while attempting to read it.
After seeing that kid get up at the front of the class and write on the board 7-3=49678.32, I knew he only knew rager math
chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.
player: i shoot the troll
gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack
player: .....nat 1.....
gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points
player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT
other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure
player: FUCK YOU
When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?
So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.
Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)
Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.
Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”
Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!