the guy she tells you to not worry about

the guy she cheats on you with.

Bro, what happened to the guy she tells you to not worry about?
Oh, I don't wanna talk about it...

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

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It's about time I cleaned out that bakery

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)

Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".

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i'm bored as heck what about you?

" I'm bored as heck what about you " the meaning of it is that..

you are bored what did you expect the 1.BILLION dads to come back with the milk?

( hey I'm bored as heck what about you? )
( I am also bored as heck. )

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Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

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What you know about rolling down in the Deep?

'What you know about rolling down in the Deep?' is a lyric from the hit hip-hop song 'Astronaut in the Deep' from Masked Wolf.

It is also used as a way of asking how your recent sexual intercourse went, for example:

A: I just had sexual intercourse!

B: What you know about rolling down in the Deep?

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Lord forgive me for what im about to do

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.

guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

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