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When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.
George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?
Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.
man: God damn girl thats one hell of an Urban Anus.
wahmen: thanks.
I was with my partner and wanted to make love to her Anus Cliteralis
A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench
Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.
An Anus swirly whirly is when a person in given a swirly while there is shit in the toilet and while being fisted in the anus.
“Damn Alex Got it yesterday in the bathroom, they gave him a Anus swirly whirly.“
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It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.
Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.
Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole
Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus