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Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.
“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”
To be homosexual.
That guy is batting for the other team
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at once, immediately
from the beginning
"Right off the bat, I could tell it was going to be a crazy night"
"Let's get out of here right off the bat"
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Reference made by the Nostalgia Critic when reviewing the Batman and Robin movie when Batman pulled out a credit card with the Batman symbol on it. The mere mention of the Bat Credit card will get the Nostalgia Critic to go into a rage while shooting a pistol randomly.
A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL YA!! *bang bang bang bang*
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To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.
Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!
Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
To move extremely quick, without thought or in a panic.
What's this guy's hurry? He's fucking driving like a bat out of Hell.
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