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a word that turns everyone on.
something almost every guy wants.
the act of giving a handjob with your mouth.
person 1- "i cant believe she stood me up :( "
horny person 2- "BLOWJOB!"
person 1- "mmmmyeahh"
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Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
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When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.
"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"
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When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.
The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!
The act of breaking into someones bathroom and forcefully giving them head.
Oh man, Justin and his dog just caught me off with guard with a Breaking and Entering blowjob at work said Jeff
When a woman has wrinkle’s around the corners of their mouth from sucking too much dick. Average age 35 to 60
Ohh can you tell if a cougar has sucked a lot of dick , just formblowjob crows feet:
December first every girl must give there boyfriend head
Sally went down on her boyfriend for the first time on national blowjob day
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