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A male having attraction toward something.
I've got boner passions for the girl that lives down the street.
When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner
I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner
maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix
Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!
the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers
"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"
When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
The mini chub we all get while swiping the sexual depths of Tinder.
I can't swipe at the bar anymore because of my tinder boner