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When two brothes in blood arrange a time for when they both will get laid at the same time, to then see who can finish first. A brother's pact either ends in a bro-fist if they are both at the same place, or with a bro-fist emoji if they're far away.
Man! Me and my brother Odd had our first Brother's Pact last night, he totally crushed me. Next time I will beat him!
There is no definition here, just know that these two vampires are my husbands. Honestly, I might have to pull a Katherine Pierce on this one cause phew, I can't choose between the two. If you ever see them around on the street or appear on television, just be aware that these two men are my husbands... I don't care if they're brothers...better to have two than one! - Jazmin
*Two women lay down on a bed while enjoying their sleepover*
"Wanna watch The Vampire Diaries? I heard that show is so good!"
"Sure."
*20 minutes later*
"Hey, those two guys are so hot! I want them to turn me into a vampire😏"
"HA! As if, these are Jazmin's husbands... don't even think about making a move on them or she'll call both of them here to tear both our heads off!"
"Sorry, my mistake. Wow she's so lucky to have the Salvatore brothers...she's like... the new Elena"
Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.
Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?
when you and a friend fart at the same time and the smells combine
Dylan: did we just become fart brothers?
Ty: with our powers combined, we are fart brothers!
Your half-brother's half-brother's half-brother.
My eighth-brother is my half-brother's half-brother's half-brother.
A Union brother that fucks over his brother for personal gain
That plumber is stealing my work....what a brother fucker
the 2 cute brothers who go to the same school. they are funny and awesome to hang around. they are those boys that arent mean but still are a little in a good way. they are obsessed with gaming and might leave you on read. they are also athletic and really fun to hang around.
girl 1: "whos that?"
girl 2: "the wofford brothers, they're so hot!"
girl 1: "yea i wish they were mine."